Noirfi
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Built by ex-Goldman

Turn headlines into portfolios — in minutes

Noirfi helps retail investors express a view fast with swipe discovery and Newsbreak themes.

The problem

Retail investors don’t lack information — they lack the workflow to act on it. Institutions compress read → decide → express into minutes. Noirfi gives retail the same rhythm.

Same news, slower decisions

Headlines are public; the process isn’t. Choices get buried in feeds.

Less talk, more expression

You don’t need jargon — you need a faster way to express a view across assets you can access.

500M+ retail brokerage accounts — few use structured discovery tools.

Goal: clearer choices, faster decisions.

The solution

Two tools turn public signals into investable expression.

Swipe Discovery

One asset per card with risk tags and basics. Swipe to shortlist and build a portfolio like a playlist.

Newsbreak Themes

Turn narratives and public signals into swipeable baskets you can save or export to supported platforms.

Try Newsbreak

Type a theme or headline. We’ll mock a basket so you can feel how discovery becomes a portfolio.

Tip: try “AI chips”, “clean energy”, or “sports streaming”.

Demo only. Not investment advice.

How it works

1) Input principal

Set your amount and risk band to guide sizing and list depth.

2) Connect accounts

Link brokerages and wallets so Noirfi only shows assets you can trade.

3) Swipe & save

Shortlist with swipes, build portfolios like playlists, then export.

Built for discovery. Noirfi doesn’t execute trades and this isn’t investment advice.

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